Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Clinically Inane

For years it was strong enough for a man, but now apparently the makers of Secret antiperspirant have decided a man-strength pit guard just won’t do for today’s multi-tasking, kick-boxing, three-latte a day woman trying to bust her way through a tempered glass ceiling. The folks at Proctor & Gamble have kicked it up a notch. It’s Secret Clinical Strength, now with 20% aluminum just in case you were afraid those pesky sun-drenched vacation memories might bring you down in your golden years.

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